Thursday, December 25, 2008'
One day, a man was talking to his neighbour.
A : How are you doing?
B : I'm fine, thanks.
A : You know, yesterday I tried to kill myself by
--- consuming 1000 pills of Panadol.
B : So what happened?
A : I felt better after taking the 2nd one.
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Anyone who thinks that the way into a man's heart is through his stomach, is aiming a little too high.