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9)No hamster abuse

10)Aaron rocks

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As you can see, I haven't been posting for a while.
So really, please bear with me.
I'm really trying not to be like Nitrome and Wei Xiang's blog : Both DEAD

Nooooooooo.....

My computer is lagging!!

And so is GetAmped...

Now I'm really bored.

Nitrome, I'm so disappointed in you.

YOU HAVEN'T CREATED ANY GAMES FOR A FEW MONTHS!!!

Talk (and argue) MORE, I'm bored.

Today, my mum and I went to Marine Parade's Touch Centre for a meeting with my cell group leader.

We had a delicious lunch of nasi lemak (though the curry itself costs $25/packet) and we went to Katong Shopping Mall to play some DotA (Defense of the Ancients) !!

Because my two main characters, Kardell Sharpeye the Dwarven Sniper and Lesale Deathbringer the Venomancer, were taken already, I tried out Crixalis the Sand King.

It was pretty powerful, though most of my "almost kills" were kill-stealed by my ally, the Dwarven Sniper.

So after that, we went to Parkway Parade to buy an Iphone rubber cover and we went home.

Wheeeeeee LAN so fun~~~

Today, some things miraculous happened!!

• I woke up
• I had my breakfast
• I packed my bag
• I opened the front door
• I took the elevator down
• I waited for bus service 43
• I boarded the bus
• I flashed my card
• I sat down
• I waited
• I alighted the bus
• I waited for bus service 72
• I boarded the bus
• I flashed my card
• I sat down
• Blah blah blah
  
• I was 20 minutes early
• Biao Jin was drawing Rockman EXE
• Poh Seng didn't come
• Sebastian was late by 14 minutes
• I took over Poh Seng's job of carrying the keyboard
• We started late
• I found out that Biao Jin likes loves B _ _ _ K _ _ (Not Burger King D= )
• I went to Brian's house
• I played Sudeki there (Not Sudoku D= )
• I played badmintion (Not goodmintion D= )
• I went home quite late

~End~

Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to Aaron
Happy birthday to me

*Cheers*

Today, I went to Yuki Yaki restaurant for my birthday buffet.

It was quite an experience.

The restaurant was a buffet restaurant (lol I just repeated it?!) which offers steamboat, grilling/barbecue and DIY ice-cream buffet.

Since it was my birthday, naturally I had all of them!!! =D

But I learnt that burnt and soggy food are really, really bad tasting.

It was nice, but I shall never ever go there again.

It was costly, not THAT delicious anyhow and really cold.

Lol.

Today was so not exciting.

The whole class went to a "pottery place" (at Jurong, I think).

We were first shown the "Dragon Kiln" (which actually did not look like a dragon, so I think the person/group who created it must be blind).

It was so long that it would have taken me 10 seconds to walk its length (30 metres).

We went inside it (wow) and Arvin went, "Oh sh*t I scared later I heat up the kiln because I'm so hot."

Which I continued, "Never mind lah, got me can already. Can cool down the whole place."

And Alvin was bending his head down, while saying, "Walau I too tall already lah!! OMG Yi Da don't come in here, no space lah!!!"

So off we went to the clay throwing part.

It was weird (I shall not mention anything else because it's too weird to be mentioned).

Then we went to watch a video, which the "instructor" said it was "short and sweet about clay".

The quality of the video (which I think was 10 years old) was superb and better than Channel 5's High Definition quality.

The video also had a wide range of colours, including white, gray, black, white, gray, black, white, gray and black.

Then we had our free time, which we spent going to the "small little pond by the side".
(Credits : The instructor)

There was a little caged hut, so I went there to check it out.

What I did check out was 3 dogs (1 beige 2 black) and that terribly stinky smell.

So I went off ahead with Zabidi, Wei Keong, Jun Quan and Alvin to a little plank which acted like a bridge.

I crossed it and on the other side, I swear I heard a noise that sounded like "hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo".

The noise probably explained why there were so many signs around the area which said "Beware of wild monkeys. Please do not feed the wild monkeys."

As we walked on the path back, Jun Quan saw a sculpture (which I can only say that it was a "work of art of the human body").

We exclaimed in horror while Jun Quan was thoroughly enjoying "appreciating" the sculpture.

We went back and told Mr Ng our "experience". The following was our conversation :

Us : OMG Mr Ng there's really PORN at the POND!!!

Him : Of course what... The pond sure have pond mah...

Us : Nonono, we really saw PORN!!!

Him : Yeah lah, of course you saw the pond at the pond, right?

Us : No, we saw PORN!! P-O-R-N, PORN!!!

Him : ..

Him : Never mind lah, let's go back.

So we went to get some snacks, which for Chester, meant a $3.90 Magnum ice-cream, for Arvin, a $0.60 ice-cream and for me, a $1.00 can of drink and a scalded finger.

We then proceeded to the "studio" to make some sculptures.

Another "instructor" told us that the clay would dry up and harden, due to our body heat.

Of course, this made Arvin say, "Aaah, I'm so hot that I will make my clay harden!! But never mind, 'cause Aaron beside me, counter my heat. Like Yin and Ang."

Then Jun Quan said, "What Yin and Ang?!? It's Yin and Yang lah!!"

Arvin : "But Yi Da said it was Yin and Ang leh!!"

Yi Da : "I where got say?!?! Haha Arvin you NOOB, what Yin and Ang?!?"

So everybody laughed at him.

After that, we went back to the bus.

Just as we were getting on the bus, Chester took out his "$3.90 Magnum ice-cream" from his bag (which was quite melted and disgusting) and started licking it.

"OMG CHESTER YOU HAVEN'T EAT FINISH THAT ICE-CREAM YET AR?!?!"

On the way back to Anderson Secondary, the "Singapore Expo Food Fair Exhibition" was inevitably re-enacted on the bus.

So after that, I had lunch at school and went back home...

Blah blah blah...

That was pretty much the Dragon Kiln excursion.

OMG today was such a fun day!! =D

First, I went to church at Expo Hall 9 (and I got so tempted by the ice-cream stall).

Then I met my cell group members and had our daily sermon by a pastor.

Then we left the church and went to Paya Lebar MRT station.

And we took service number 43 to Marine Parade, 'cause we wanted to play basketball at the Community Club there.

Then we stood there like blind ostriches because the notice said :

"The basketball court will be under cleaning on 19/10/08 from 7.00 am - 6.30 pm. We are sorry for the inconvenience."

.....

So we went off to "somewhere I don't know" and waited for what I thought would be (a limousine) to pick us up.

Funnily enough, TWO 4-wheel drive cars came and fetched us to...

THE CAGE (at Kallang)

There, we played street soccer until the rental time was up.

And Joshua Choy was so irritating, turning the volume of the music up and down.
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Yeah, it was fun.
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Then we were fetched to City Hall MRT station by Thomas, who asked us lots of weird questions.

Then, Joshua Chong (another one) realised that his ez-link card had insufficient value ($-0.28) and the two of us were forced to wait for our saviour, who turned out to be Ying Han.

Anyway, he lent Joshua $10 which he spent to buy a ticket to Buona MRT station.

So, I went home.

Alone.

See how lonely I am?

Lol, I was browsing through random blogs and I found a post about a Windows Easter Egg.

Not the real "Easter Egg".

Step 1 : Click on the Start Menu
Step 2 : Click on Run
Step 3 : Type 'Telnet'
Step 4 : Press Enter
Step 5 : Type "o"
Step 6 : Press Enter
Step 7 : Type "towel.blinkenlights.nl"
Step 8 : Press Enter
Step 9 : Enjoy the movie!

Lol.

It was pretty boring though.

I'm hungry.

Looking at the empty KFC mashed potato container almost makes me drool.

Now, I'm so bored that I've just grouped my "Akuma".

I'm talking about my links.

Wow.

Today's choir was comical.

Painful, too.

'Cause I started talking during chord-ing and Sebastian whacked me.

And we (Sebastian and I) were talking about Japanese anime and Indu's name was written on the whiteboard.

So, I came up with a new anime called "Induyasha".

Surprisingly enough, he gave me the "permission" to smack anyone (anyone except Sec 3s of course, I not THAT disrespectful) who was talking.

And I did.

Which made them angry.

After that, we finished a Japanese song (in about 3/2 hours o.0) and continued to an Indonesian song (according to Firdaus).

And the best (maybe not) part was that BJ (Biao Jin) got the chance to be the section leader and lead us in singing!!

For about 15 minutes though.

And then we were back to the very "kind and non-violent" Sebastian.

(Sense my sarcasm.)

Now, let me demonstrate how "easy" the song was.

Imagine singing this :

Sik sik si ba tu ma nik kam ni par jo get sor ma di got tam di na mang i ngan i sin bam bang ka ra ju la ju la si bam bangka ra ju la

In 8 seconds.

Then repeating it, increasing the time taken to 7 seconds.

Then repeating it, increasing the time taken to 6 seconds.

Also, we have to take the pitch and timing into consideration.

And we only took ONE 5 minutes break after continuous standing for 5/2 hours.

Now you see how tough it is.
(If you don't, then go join choir, I would GLADLY welcome you in.)

Finally, at 6.25pm, I got whacked by Sebastian several times for asking innocent questions and volunteering him to perform solo on ArtsFestival.

Now, I shall end off with this ancient Chinese saying :

If your bathroom light is not working, bathe in the dark.

That's what I did.

I've just bought fighter style and android style on GetAmped!!

Both styles are slow though.

...

I'm bored.

I always am.

AND TALK MORE ON MY CBOX.

*Screams*

Well, what an "interesting" conversation I had, at around 1 pm today.

It was hilarious.

Just to quote (myself) :

Jia Jin = 2 + Infinity
Wei Jie = 1 + Infinity
Yi Da = Infinity x Infinity

And not to forget GetAmped :

Hsin Yee's character, Crappx, perfectly describes her!! xD
Jia Hui's character, LoserGlory, would perfectly describe him, without the "Glory" xD
Wei Jie's character, Blue Typhoon, does not describe him, as :
Typhoon = Huge
Huge ≠ Wei Jie
Wei Jie = So huge that you can almost not measure

And I know that the new paragraph I type just might have a mere 99% of killing me.

Elmo ≠ Emo
Emo = Sing Ping
Sing Ping = Evil Elmo

Lol.

We were laughing like...

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And wow, I just completed the Pokémon Dash Blue Cup, and my triceps are aching like crap.

Like I've just done 25 normal pull-ups.

It's amazing what a little stylus can do to your arm, isn't it?

And now, I'm being nagged to stop using the computer.

I shall.

I will.

I really will.

I'm going to.

I'm doing it.

I've done it.

OMG my middle finger is injured!!

Click on the text below for the reason.

Beware of this link, hehehe.

Oh, and perhaps I can call you people "fools" instead, 'cause I am smarter than 99.9% of you people!!

And don't even think that you are one of those 0.01% people.
(They are only geniuses, unlike you.)

Hahaha.

Too bad.

Lol.

I'm really bored.

So bored that I watched Mr Bean's Holiday again.

Maybe I will be like him some day.

You don't say.

I'm sleepy, but I don't feel like sleeping.

I'm hungry, but there's nothing to eat and I'm too lazy to make myself a cup of Milo™.

I don't feel like playing computer games.

I don't know what to write.

For this post, I shall type random stuff that is on my computer screen.

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I shall now attempt to un-bore myself by going off to play some online games.

Goodbye, and have a nice day! =D get a life.

Today was super boring and exciting.

I went out with my mum at 11am (so early) and ate chicken rice with her friend.

Then we went to Katong shopping centre to let them reminisce of their good ol' days when they were just 20+.

Lol.

Quite boring though.

Then we walked all the way to Marine Parade to have...




ICE KACHANG, ICE SOURSOP COCKTAIL, AND CHENDOL!!!




Then, we went to Parkway Parade...

And I played arcade (whoo!) while they went to the supermarket (un-whoo.)

Then we ate (again) and went home.

Does it seem like I'm part of a food programme crew?

Prepare to see me on television anytime now! =D

It's finally...

THE END

No, not Armageddon.

IT'S THE END OF THE EXAMS!!!

WHOOO!

Studying is a crime now, lol.

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And I have a very, very, very, strong temptation to spam.

I shall not because it is wrong.

But I shall because, well, I'm happy, it's free and it's my blog!!!

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(It's artistic, you know? Never mind.)

Yay, guess what?!?

Exams are ending!!

!!!OMG OMG OMG I'M SO HAPPY WHOOO CELEBRATE YAY YAY YAY!!!

Finally after all that study...

I get to relax!!

Just wish me good luck for the Literature examination tomorrow!!

Because I'm too happy, I shall not post anything else!!

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Well, I didn't have to go to church again because I slept at like... 2 am yesterday!!

(Well, I reached home at around midnight.)

And strangely enough (NOT), nothing much happened today.

Except for the study like crazy until I almost died of boredom part, there was nothing.

I shall tell you my schedule for today.

12 pm - 1 pm = Study
1 pm - 2 pm = Study
2 pm - 3 pm = Sleep
3 pm - 4 pm = Study
4 pm - 5 pm = Use the computer (YAY!!!)
5 pm - 6 pm = Study
6 pm - 7 pm = Have Dinner
7 pm - 8 pm = Study
8 pm - 9 pm = Study
10 pm (now) - ? = Use the computer (Double YAY!!!)
? pm - 6 am = Sleep

-FIN-

Yeah, that's pretty much it.

Today, I went to Melaka!!

It was exciting at first.

'Cause all my mum did was to shop, eat, and sleep.

That's pretty much what all of us did.

But at least the lunch and dinner were at air-conditioned restaurants!! =]

And the Nyonya lunch was... OMG... nice!!

With the curry and chendol. (And the curry was sweet, not spicy.)

Then we would sleep [and laugh at the video which was being played (Mind Your Language)] and talk loudly and laugh loudly on the bus, until the next shop.

Then we shopped.

Then we were suddenly back in Singapore again.

Woot!

I am going to Malaysia for holiday tomorrow!

Though it is only a 1 day trip, lol.

I'm so NOT excited!!
('Cause I really don't want to go T^T )

And I can't believe I'm not a noob at GetAmped, even though I just started playing!!!

OMG I PWNED ALL THE NOOBS =D

I'm bored.

Oh, and I finally got full marks for Wei Xiang's second friend test!!

I'm so proud of myself xD

Today was soooooo exciting.

'Cause the paper was quite easy and I was afraid that I might make mistakes and fail my English paper (and all my other subjects) T^T

And then I went to Wei Xiang's house (again) and studied for Maths while Wei Xiang was playing.

(And I don't want to mention the wallet incident which got Wei Xiang so excited LOL.)

Of course, I also did play some games.

And then when his parents came home, he quickly hid from sight!

So funny, I was like "OMG your dad coming to this room faster hide, HIDE!!!"

And then he was like "Oh crap, go go go, away from this room, AND STOP TALKING TO ME!!"

LOL.

Now I'm bored and I don't know what to do.

Nobody to talk to me.

Ok, I'll go play GetAmped for a while.

Before I study some more Maths.

Today was such a breeze~

'Cause I got to study for English! =]

And while flipping through my English file, I saw something!

Guess what it is!

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We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;
But the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse of a nest full of mice;
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,
And if I gave you a boot, would a pair be beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.
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I know it's obvious.

And you all will remember the "jackass who left you all hanging there".

[PS Mr (click here), they said that, not me. (No pun intended also, just to quote them.)]

How crude can you people be.

Uncivilised and stuff.

Actually this is what a "jackass" looks like :


















Cute, right?

In case I become Confucius, that is a jackass penguin (also known as an African penguin).

Seriously, there's such a penguin.

Click here if you don't believe it.
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